yeaaaauuuhhh

guiltygearofficial:

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John Guilty Gear

triforce-princess:
“the people arguing with me about this are funny to me, he is from the southern most region of hyrule working on a farm and also the only guy in the province wearing eyeliner and spiky hair. he is also secretly a dark beast
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triforce-princess:

the people arguing with me about this are funny to me, he is from the southern most region of hyrule working on a farm and also the only guy in the province wearing eyeliner and spiky hair. he is also secretly a dark beast

conwayconartist:

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Moss got too silly.

hellbabyfromhell:

“house im coming over. u better not be a novelty flowerpot when i get there”

his dumb ass:

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greelin:

greelin:

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still cannot believe this got flagged.. It was literally private….

love LOSES!

courtesycalling:

Kirby comic.  Adeleine: Kirby. You need to cut this shit out now. ("Shit" is crossed out and replaced with "stuff").  Kirby is avoiding eye contact and sweating.  Adeleine: Dude, you're invasive.  Kirby (really quietly): I think it's fine.  Adeleine: YOU'RE OUTCOMPETING EVERY PLANT IN A 20 METER RADIUS.  Zoom out to show that a large amount of Kirby blobs have taken over a grassy woodland area. They seem to be cloning themselves exponentially. One of them even seems to have swallowed a tree. All of them are avoiding eye contact with Adeleine.ALT
(Continued) Adeleine (brandishing a Weed Wrench™): Look, buddy. Either we do this the easy way, or it's Weed Wrench™ time.  The Kirby blobs (all talking at once as they resignedly coalesce back into one Kirby, in a way that looks kind of goopy and horrifying): Ok. Ok. Ok. Fine. Ok. Whatever.  The Kirby blobs finish merging back into one Kirby, who looks avoidantly at the ground for a while before staring up at Adeleine.ALT
(Continued) Kirby (staring up at Adeleine (who is still holding the Weed Wrench™)): I wanna get burgers.ALT

curliestofcrowns:

milf-adjacent:

grawly:

kunosoura:

sailor-sappho:

azzandra:

grawly:

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i wish i could see this picture for the first time again

Every time I see some gamerbro edit of a female video game character to make her ‘prettier’, I always see something I have mentally dubbed Cockroach Wife Syndrome (in honor of the guy who accidentally conditioned himself to only be aroused by a fantasy of his cockroach wife Ogtha).

That is to say, there is a certain subset of gamerbro who interacts so rarely with real women, that his primary touchstone for how women look is fiction: often video games and anime. So when a video game woman looks too realistic–too close to having traits that one might find in real flesh and blood women–this is foreign to them. This is unattractive. They have been jacking it to hentai and blender animation porn for too many years, and have inadvertently conditioned themselves to only be sexually aroused by the exaggerated cartoonish traits of animated women.

So now every time I see one such edit, I can’t help but think. My. What a coincidence you’ve made her look more like an anime waifu. Truly dedicated to your cockroach wife.

You can’t just breeze over something like “the guy who accidentally conditioned himself to only be aroused by a fantasy of his cockroach wife Ogtha” without at least linking a 20 minute video breakdown of this man’s descent into madness.

Oh is Ogtha not common knowledge? Eight years ago this was posted on reddit:

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Two years ago, we got this update on the life of this roachfucker:

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TLDR it’s a guy who became obsessed with human-sized roaches with human intelligence after reading Kafka in high school, an obsession which eventually came to monopolize his romantic interests (and has sporadically had catastrophic impacts on his life ever since).

what the fuck happened to my post

Shh… We’re reading about the cockroach wife tulpa

OGTHA

onion-souls:

a-beautiful-crow:

edgar-allan-possum:

nuninho2000:

The Joker? Lex Luthor? Green Goblin? Voldemort? Palpatine etc none of these villans is more fanatic, crazy, sociopath and psychopath than Eobard Thawne aka Reverse Flash.

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“Actually was the monster under Barry’s bed” is such gold-star hating, the egregiousness

mazeeque:

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Lois in hanbok!!!

fuggmuff:

podcastwizard:

podcastwizard:

not enough fucked up little freak animals in the barbie movie. not enough busted ass capital-c Creatures. barbie god’s mistakes.

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where were they. greta where were they.

I refuse to let anyone forget those two cunty little dogs

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anteregem:

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Pearl and Marina are so cute help 😭💖